Shane's World Nerdz

MOVIE TYPE: Feature
FEMALE LOOKS: A-
MALE LOOKS: C-
PICTURE QUALITY: A-
EXTRAS: B+
PLOT/ACTING: C+
SEX: B
122 Mins.
Shane's World
THEMES: Comedy, Pretty Girls
CONDOMS: None Noted
2005
8/05
STARS: Katsumi, Avy Lee Roth, Alexis Malone, Hillary Scott, Karina Kay, Trina Michaels, Rob Longshot, Trent Saluri, James Deen, Tony T. and Mike Maravich.

REVIEW-

Leave it Shane's World to make up a new genre of movie. This is billed as a "gonzo-feature" and I'm not totally sure that this is the first time we have heard that expression, but it's certainly not something you see every day. Their gonzo movies have been breaking new ground for years now so it makes sense that they might take things one step further in this direction. I don't know yet what to expect from the movie, but I do know that the cast if packed with fan favorites, semi-newbie and really hot young women. The girls are also cute and a lot fun so that bodes well for a feature that is entertaining and light. Now we'll just have to see how Shane's World turns this great cast into a gonzo/feature, whatever that might be.

The movie opens with a dream. How do we know it's a dream? Because Trina Michaels is telling the guy behind the camera how hot she is and promises to play video games after a good round of sex. It quickly becomes a POV blowjob with the pretty blonde pushing his meat to the back of her throat with ease. Trina really knows how to work her tits around that pole, bouncing hem up and down and treating his meat to a first class cleav-fuck. Mounting his dick, she starts riding and shakes those big hooters right in our faces. I really like the way Trina fucks and love how vocal she gets as things heat up. He pulls out and busts a nut all over her pretty butt.

The whole thing is a big wet dream of course, but it gives the nerds an idea on how to get laid. All it takes is a van. Hey why not? It works on the internet all the time. They pick up Hillary Scott and try the whole porno chat on her. It doesn't work at first, but she gives in pretty easily. Once Hillary gets a chance to suck his cock and is assured that she will be paid, she has no problem fucking a nerd. The back of the van is cramped, but they are able to give a pretty fuck on the back seat. Hillary does some nice dirty talk in this scene and she works a big load from him all over her flat little tummy.

Things get pretty ugly when Hillary expects to be paid. She goes off on the guys and unlike those poor chicks who get left by the side of the road in other movies, Hillary drives off in their van. Take that nerds.

The guys need to find a new way to get chicks so they start a TV show on the campus station. Using the ADA, they manage to get around all of the rules and put on a home-made porn show. The first clip comes in from a guy who is thrilled to fucking Alexis Malone. (Who wouldn't be?) She does a bit of gagging which is never sexy, but the fucking certainly is. Alexis puts one of her legs onto his shoulder and takes a hard pounding in her hot little hole. He really lets her have it from behind and we are treated to some great looking doggy. The whole scene looks really great and she takes a nice load right on her asshole at the end.

Continuing their search for pussy, the guys respond to an ad in the paper for male talent. One of them gets a try out and has to fuck Karina Kay to land the job. Has to? Yeah, that's a rough one. The fun part about this scene is that she's got Tourette's Syndrome and goes from sweet bikini girl to foul talking psycho in a matter of seconds. This makes for some fun footage as she sucks his cock, stopping for a bit to curse at him and then shoves it right back in. Her pants come off slowly to reveal a fine looking ass. He rolls her over and slips his hard dick right into her pussy and that seems to suit Karina just fine. They start pumping and she gets those natural tits shaking like crazy. Karina shows great energy as she mounts his dick for the cowgirl. She is always a sexy girl, but really has a lot going on in this scene. I love her energy and that body is just perfect for a little after class banging. He pulls out and blasts a load all over her stomach. I guess maybe he got the job.

Rob Longshot joins the fun with a new idea to get pussy. They make up a fake pizza delivery company believing that chicks fuck pizza guys all the time. Of course they only pass out flyers to the neighborhood nympho, Avy Lee Roth. The dialog is hilarious because of her accent and the stiff delivery of the lines. I would normally be turned off by the quacking blowjob, but it's Avy so it really doesn't hurt things that much. Rob fingers her pussy and then sticks his cock back into her mouth. I do like how flexible she is as he drops the hammer on her pussy. Avy is a high-energy fuck who gets nailed from behind and takes his load on her butt. He leaves his cream on her just in time for her husband to come home and kick the shit out of him.

Tony T. makes an appearance and I think he's saying something about tricking an exchange student into thinking he's a rich gangster. All that I really know is that he says "nowutimsayin" one hundred and nine times during a three minute period of time. I'm not sure, but I think that might be a record, a'ight? The plan is to have the nerds teach Katsumi how to play tennis. When the guys go too far in the tennis lessons, Tony goes nuts on them. (Maybe he is pretending they are a reviewer and a director.) The display works for Katsumi though. She takes Tony inside and gives him something to moan about. As usual, she gives a very good blowjob, getting his dick all wet so that it slides easily into her little hole. Tony fucks her really hard and they actually manage to get a scene from him where we can hear the girl more than him. That makes it pretty damn good. Her body looks great in spoon and just about any position they can think of so the action looks great from start to finish. He pulls out and shoots his load all over her face to close out the action.

OK, so there isn't a whole lot of feature to this gonzo/feature. There is some dialog, decent set ups and plenty of laughter along the way. I really like a good laugh when I'm watching a flick, but I think I was hoping for something a little more like a full script. After seeing some of the campus invasion movies, this one doesn't look at that different. Well, that isn't true. The guys in this movie are being dorky and funny on purpose instead of just coming off that way because they are drunken ass clowns. The sex scenes are also quite a bit stronger in this movie than in most of the pure gonzo adventures. Karina and Hillary are two of the cutest girls in all of porn and they seem to give us great scenes every time out. Katsumi has been a popular girl for a few years now so no one will be shocked by her hot fuck. Overall this is a very good movie with solid sex, super cute girls and enough laughs to make it fun for the whole well, fun for a group of consenting adults. It's another fun, sexy romp from the people at Shane's World. They remain the people in the industry that we most want to party with, Nerdz and all.

The bonus material includes a POV fuck and suck with Courtney Cummz. That's a really nice little extra. We also get an extensive blooper reel, cast bios and the usual stuff.   Collapse.

Leave it Shane's World to make up a new genre of movie. This is billed as a "gonzo-feature" and I'm not totally sure that this is the first time we have heard that expression, but it's certainly not something you see every day.... Read the Full Review!