The New Devil In Miss Jones

I don't know what sins Paul Thomas is trying to atone for but he seems to be doing it through making porn with a "message." Or at least with an unhappy ending. He knows a talented porn performer when he sees one, has a good grasp of directorial style, but tends to forget that the naked action should make up a large percentage of a porn film. So we get a bad fucking-to-overly-convoluted-plot ratio. When the film does give us long-lasting scenes they are great to watch, but the short ones are more numerous and feel like wasted opportunities. Great cast, good intensity, but not enough lingering.

Scene 1: [Vicky Vette], [Kris Slater], [Damien Childs], [Alec Metro], [Jeremy Steele]

Miss Jones, played by Savanna Samson, has a weird birthday morning. Between flashbacks to half-remembered indulgences and possible hallucinations she finally settles on a crowd of naked people in a warehouse. Four guys fuck Vicky Vette on a dumpster, her large fake boobs working well on her body. She's a standard blonde pornette but takes on the guys with skill, getting plugged at both ends, anal and vag. Miss J glides around, also naked, pressing against some of the similarly nude men watching the scene. It only takes a few minutes before the players pop loads on Vicky. The audience, meanwhile, gets more involved with Miss Jones, groping her as she struggles. Was it a dream? A flashback? We'll find out later, for now she gets to work.

Scene 2: [Brooke Alexander], [Tony Tedeschi]

Her job is staffed by bitchy hotties dressed in business-ho suits and guys in black, all of whom don't like the frumpy main character. Things are weird there too, including Tony and Brooke getting it on in an atrium. Miss J watches and plays with herself as Tony laps at Brooke's snatch and ass.

After an odd interlude with Jones and the cleaning staff, we watch Brooke suck Tedeschi before riding him cowgirl. She's got bolt-ons that hardly move during doggy, but she has a nice back to make up for them. The view is great as he hammers her from behind but it's a brief time before he comes on her chest.

Scene 3: [Nick Manning], [Savanna Samson]

Miss Jones meets briefly with Ms. Devlin, played by Jenna. But before anything meaningful happens our shy girl hooks up with Nick by the pool. He orders her around the outdoor pool, making her strip and walk before they make out in the water. It's a hot build up to some decent cunnilingus which leads, naturally, to Miss J's "first" blow job. Savanna's no slouch, even if her character's supposed to be a virgin. He takes her doggy on the wide lawn and we get lots of long shots to get the whole picture before he spreads her wide for some anal, both mish and piledriver and fun to watch.

Scene 4: [Jenna Jameson], [Rachel Rotten]

Ms. Devlin takes some time for herself with Rachel. You know what Jenna looks like, right? Rachel is a pierced goth princess with large natural tits and a long, slender body worth doing things to. Which Jenna does, mainly with her tongue. She licks and fingers Rachel's hairless holes nicely, lifting and spreading the raven-haired girl. Miss Jones is studiously fingering herself in the shower while Jenna fucks Rachel from behind with a strap-on. It's a good sight to see, almost equaled by Rachel using a dildo on Jenna.

Scene 5: [Angelica Sin], [Dick Smothers Jr], [Roxanne Hall]

The janitor is caught peeking at Jenna's tête-à-tête. so Roxanne and Angelica have him tied up by the wrists and suck his cock. Bummer. Angelica swallows him easily and bites him a bit. She's a thick girl with fantastic curves and good large fake tits. Roxanne is a tight blonde Brit (one of my favorites) with a great dom attitude and a good fake rack. She fucks Angelica's ass with a glass dildo before they D.P. the brunette with toys. Roxanne gets her turn with a plastic cock and her own fingers, all the while taunting the janitor. It ends abruptly, which is a shame. Another good scene shot down by a strange need for plot overaction.

Scene 6: [Jenna Jameson], [Savanna Samson]

After more weirdness it's Jenna again, and she asks what Miss Jones wants. Outside they make out and strip in the sunset. Savanna makes a good though brief show of suckling on Jenna's ample breasts before doing a head stand between the Devil's legs so she can get eaten out. Jenna gets her turn, with Miss Jones feasting on her crotch with abandon. The Devil spreads her charge's legs wide for a good bit of licking and fingering. Great views of that and very sexy, proving again that Jenna knows what she's doing. They trade mouth and finger action in various fun ways, not least of which is Jenna riding Savanna's face furiously, as though she's trying to buff the woman's lips and cheeks to a lustrous shine. It's intense and hot, and Paul Thomas actually lets things go on for awhile between his marquee performers, which allows for the action to build and crest.

Scene 7: Orgy

All is revealed as to why the weird day and then the orgy starts. There's paddling, spanking, flogging, lots of costumes, sucking, and fucking. A good party. It's got a B&D theme, with leather and rope playing a big part. There's even fire play and play piercing. Savanna is no sissy, taking several needles and some tugging. Yoinks. She stays at the focus, trying just about everyone and everything there is at the orgy. Many fingers, many holes. Then Savanna gets some alone time with two cock-jocks where she shows them her formidable blow-job skills. She takes one at each end and the action is sweet. They shift around and we see the best of it as Miss Jones opens up. She slides a dildo up her ass while getting eaten and then gets D.P.'d, all of which has a sensual flavor to it that makes the action all the hotter. Her build to orgasm is a great show, sweaty and intense leading to what I would describe as one of the sexier facials I've seen.

And then it all goes pear-shaped and she goes to hell because these things always seem to end badly. Why does Paul Thomas insist on making his porn movies morality plays? I had hoped that fad would die out in the 70's.

DVD-special features: The extra features are so plentiful they get their own disc, on which you'll find behind the scenes, previews for the original movie, bloopers and outtakes, deleted sex footage, deleted acting clips, video of the photo shoots, Paul Thomas bio (video) and previews of his movies, eight movie trailers, Vivid girl extras (bios of Savanna and Jenna), five bonus scenes from other flicks, photo galleries, and ads, plus a disc with the original film.   Collapse.

I don't know what sins Paul Thomas is trying to atone for but he seems to be doing it through making porn with a "message." Or at least with an unhappy ending. He knows a talented porn performer when he sees one, has a good grasp of directorial style, but tends to forget that the naked action should make up a large percentage of a porn film. So we get a bad fucking-to-overly-convoluted-plot ratio. When the film does give us long-lasting scenes they are great to watch, but the short ones are more numerous and feel like wasted opportunities. Great cast, good intensity, but not enough lingering.... Read the Full Review!